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vondruke 

A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
vondruke by MaximumTravis May 4, 2003

Vondruke 

You vondruke!
Vondruke by Adam Lenhart December 23, 2003

Vondruke 

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.
You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.
Vondruke by Ben January 7, 2004

vondruke 

A stupid person...One who acts like a dumbass or does something stupid...or Zack Boyer
Zack ran his head full speed into a water machine and moved it 4 inches...so we called him a Vondruke.
vondruke by Skinsonparade November 1, 2003

vontruhenheim

guy #1: i’m so sad
guy #2: why??
guy #1: my duck just vontruhenheimed
vontruhenheim by edmc03 June 21, 2019

VonCrumpleNuts

VonCrumpleNuts is a term for/ meaning highest royalty. Since von is a latin term for royalty and crumplenuts just sounds cool, it represents royal decent.
Yes your highness, I will
SHUT UP! YOU SHALL REFER TO ME AS VONCRUMPLENUTS PEASANT! NOT SOME FOOLISH TITLE "HiGhNeSs"!
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Yes voncrumplenuts 😟