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A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.

It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.

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Vondruke

An actual curse word.

You vondruke!

Vondruke by Adam Lenhart December 23, 2003

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Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.

You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.

Vondruke by Ben January 7, 2004

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vondruke

A stupid person...One who acts like a dumbass or does something stupid...or Zack Boyer

Zack ran his head full speed into a water machine and moved it 4 inches...so we called him a Vondruke.

vondruke by Skinsonparade November 1, 2003

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son of a von druke

An actual curse word
As defined in the Will Ferrell skit where he looses the Freemingham's baby

"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"

son of a von druke by j to the eremy August 29, 2006

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Vandruke

A person who is entirely too much of a push-over. Also commonly found sulking about their problems.

"He's such a vandruke!"

Vandruke by Lady Kiera January 17, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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