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vondruke 

A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
vondruke by MaximumTravis May 4, 2003
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Vondruke 

You vondruke!
Vondruke by Adam Lenhart December 23, 2003
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Vondruke 

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.
You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.
Vondruke by Ben January 7, 2004

vondruke 

A stupid person...One who acts like a dumbass or does something stupid...or Zack Boyer
Zack ran his head full speed into a water machine and moved it 4 inches...so we called him a Vondruke.
vondruke by Skinsonparade November 1, 2003

son of a von druke 

An actual curse word
As defined in the Will Ferrell skit where he looses the Freemingham's baby
"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"

Vandruke 

A person who is entirely too much of a push-over. Also commonly found sulking about their problems.
"He's such a vandruke!"
Vandruke by Lady Kiera January 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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