Volving

VOLVing: used on the street as a defining word for a "bumping" or "kick-ass" party.

Can also be considered as a dance move or state of mind

Man I am Volving so hard right now!

This party is volving!

Volving by crawfr3 September 12, 2011

valving 

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

nine volting by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008

9 volting 

Licking of the anus.

It's like licking a 9 volt battery, you know you shouldn't do it but you do it anyway...

You 9 volt your girlfriend.

You lick the ring hole - 9 volting.

As a payout: gary 9 volts joe - he is a 9 volter.

9 volting by cotdayum July 4, 2011

Valving 

When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3

Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!

Valving by AerySurah November 8, 2021

volding 

an immense pain In your stomach when you laugh and accidentally sound like Voldemort violently screeching "hhnng abra cadabra!"

man, Olvia was volding so hard last night, do you know if she's okay?

volding by -loser June 1, 2017