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the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
valving by 1strule May 13, 2009
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When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3
Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!
Valving by AerySurah November 8, 2021
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Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Dump valving 

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve
I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving
Dump valving by Cclou November 7, 2023
1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!
"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"
Valinga by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008
VOLVing: used on the street as a defining word for a "bumping" or "kick-ass" party.

Can also be considered as a dance move or state of mind
Man I am Volving so hard right now!

This party is volving!
Volving by crawfr3 September 12, 2011
a fat cunt who likes a lot of cock but only on tuesdays and fridays
that max kid is a right vavinga, absolute flange.
vavinga by bigsoggyballs May 10, 2021
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