valving

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

by 1strule May 13, 2009

Valving

When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3

Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!

by AerySurah November 8, 2021

Steam Valving

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

Valinga

1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!

"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"

by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008

Volving

VOLVing: used on the street as a defining word for a "bumping" or "kick-ass" party.

Can also be considered as a dance move or state of mind

Man I am Volving so hard right now!

This party is volving!

by crawfr3 September 12, 2011

vavinga

a fat cunt who likes a lot of cock but only on tuesdays and fridays

that max kid is a right vavinga, absolute flange.

by bigsoggyballs May 10, 2021