Probably the worst company ever. Nothing they have produced has been worth the money you pay for it.
Passenger:Dude wheres the engine on the VW bus?
Driver: There isn't one, so i have about 2cm of metal in front of me if we crash.
Passenger:Dude isnt that unsafe?
Driver: There isn't one, so i have about 2cm of metal in front of me if we crash.
Passenger:Dude isnt that unsafe?
by Tenom May 26, 2005
Volkswagens are arguably the most unreliable vehicles on the road to date. Initially engineered by a political regime predicated upon the hatred of Jewish people, these vehicles pose a threat to motorists all over the world. There is much confusion over the origins of the word “toxic asset”, but most people have now come to accept that it was coined by Volkswagen mechanics. If you ever do experience engine failure, there is usually no need to call emergency services as the plume of black smoke emanating from the engine bay is usually enough to alert the authorities. Some of the other pleasantries one can experience with Volkswagen ownership are extensive understanding of engine related diagnostics procedures and a heightened sense of a mechanical aptitude. Most Volkswagen owners can usually pass the Automotive Service Excellence exam in under 15 minutes on their first try. Even more disappointing than Volkswagen’s reliability, the interior of these cars is more frail than an osteoporosis patient – it is akin to entirely furnishing your house with IKEA furniture. Most owners have reported that once they purchased the car from an accredited Volkswagen dealer, the dealership disappeared over night. The causes for this behavior are well documented; most dealerships do not want to explain to customers why the car burst into flames, the radio does not work, the transmission slips, the airbags never deployed or why Volkswagen is number 1 in the auto industry for recalls.
Honda Owner: "Wow, I only spent $30 to get my sparkplugs replaced!"
Volkswagen Owner: "Good for you. I had to take a second mortgage on my house to repair that VW fag-backet in my drive way".
Volkswagen Owner: "Good for you. I had to take a second mortgage on my house to repair that VW fag-backet in my drive way".
by motherbelgium October 1, 2009
A car make with a growing reputation for being completely unreliable and costing half your year's salary to repair.
Dude1: That girl is bad news, she's as flakey as a Volkswagen and gonna cost you just as much to keep in good nick.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
by SomeoneWhoRespectsNathanFillon June 26, 2013
the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.
by A$$kicka January 13, 2014
A german car manufacturer, the name means "Peoples Car." Volkswagen was a great company with many successes, after replacing the air cooled with the amazing water cooled A1's (rabbit&jetta) it went down hill, and currently they are in a decline because VW is now in a world of conforming to what other companies are doing as opposed to doing their own thing no matter what everyone else did, which of course lead to their great successes in the past. from there they moved to the A2 chassis, in 1985 and the cars got heavier, then the a3s and they got even heavier
and again a4s even heavier. VW lost sight of what it once was. and now all we have is our a1s to love and cherish and think of what vw could have been.
and again a4s even heavier. VW lost sight of what it once was. and now all we have is our a1s to love and cherish and think of what vw could have been.
by Key Dawg January 22, 2005
Hitler Mobiles.
Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.
if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.
Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.
As you can tell, i dont really like them
Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.
if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.
Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.
As you can tell, i dont really like them
by vtecy0 January 2, 2009
Those bastards volkswagened me by saying that the car did not pollute the air, and now that their little scam has been uncovered, the car has no trade in value.
by geezerwheels October 9, 2015