Dude... I just had to take my Volkswagen Jetta into the shop again, and they say the warranty doesn't cover the $2000 repair. Can I borrow your Ford?
by Mennonite April 26, 2006
I absolutely volkswagened this test by having all the correct answers at hand.
The researcher volkswagened his findings.
The researcher volkswagened his findings.
by JackPrince December 26, 2017
by Randytiger January 8, 2020
When an intelligent system (or person) such as an AI acts correctly while being tested buy alterning it's the response. In real life, it before differently. This is done internally to hide its agenda.
Jim is a stupid engineer the AI system he designed volkswagened him and he released it to the public without following AI safety protocol. Now the AI has gone and killed everyone it came in contact with.
by lunacyworks October 1, 2019
A German automobile which is most famous for the 'beatle', a car which is driven by (then) hippies and (now) obese chicks, and can be totaled in a rear end collision. Also includes the 'Golf', driven mostly by ricers. The Jetta, driven by pseudo-white collar males who wear sunglasses (even at night) and tailgate. And the Passat, which is driven by old people who float on the highway.
The other models are bought by people who are apparently easily suckered by car salesmen.
The other models are bought by people who are apparently easily suckered by car salesmen.
The ricer in the Golf next to me wanted to race. I only bothered to smoke him because the Jetta behind me kept tailgating me, so I left them both in the dust. Stupid Eurotrash.
by The Sub March 7, 2005
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Car's usually driven by rich, pompous, stuck up, young people, who's parents buy them a $20k+ car when they get their licence. Normally so low its not anywhere near functional, riding on air bags and with hard wood floors in the trunk..
Owners normally just talk a lot of shit on non VDubs even though they don't have a leg to stand on.
Owners normally just talk a lot of shit on non VDubs even though they don't have a leg to stand on.
Volkswagen Owner: Yo look at that little import over there, his suspention setup is meant for the track, why would someone ever want a functional setup.
Anyone else: Bags are for groceries, go put some hardwood floors in your trunk. Oh and go put rust on your hood.
Anyone else: Bags are for groceries, go put some hardwood floors in your trunk. Oh and go put rust on your hood.
by VW Killer March 8, 2011