Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
by johnsaltzman January 21, 2022
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A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.
Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?

Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,

Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
by ChampKing December 15, 2022
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Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.
by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021
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People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other
Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van
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It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.
Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.
by Vllad February 14, 2022
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