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1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug 

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.
someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
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Volkswagen ist bitten sied 

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.
Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.
Volkswagen ist bitten sied by Vllad February 14, 2022

the back seat of a Volkswagen 

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked
guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

volkswagens suck

The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.
Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man
volkswagens suck by Oliver Closhof February 7, 2010

Volkswagened 

The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved
He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it
Volkswagened by w3irdal November 27, 2015

Volkswagenism 

Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Volkswagenism by \X/ November 14, 2010

the back of a Volkswagen 

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
the back of a Volkswagen by Nick D November 24, 2003