Volha

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Volha by IAmNotMassimo May 4, 2022

Mount St. Helen's volcano 

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.

When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!

Mount St. Helen's volcano by Starchylde May 28, 2016

VOLARE VIA 

Italian for "Go flying". Usually said when you're machine gunning the shit out of another Stand user with your magic toy airplane.

Narancia: See ya... VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLAAAAA!

Volare via.

VOLARE VIA by hydra877 September 19, 2019

Voltabate

To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.

I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.

Voltabate by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

Voltaire 

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

Voltaire by clockerb August 23, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano 

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

ASS VOLCANO by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021