Volegina

A vagina that burrows underground for warmth, only surfacing in the evening hours for lubrication and some tender attention.

"I saw this sweet little volegina on my way to school today, but it burrowed before I could pet it."

"Story of your life, Jimmy."

by Poontango October 9, 2018

volgina

an eruptive phenomenon caused by the adding of sodium bicarbonate to a freshly douched vagina.

Rohmeroh: if you put baking soda in a girls cooch you can make a volgina

by the autistic ninja July 9, 2005

volginac

Adjective: A female’s negative or crabby demeanor, nasty disposition, and perpetual misery, as if to have a painful, lava flowing volcanic vagina.

Man! Did you see Laura, the HR lady, in the meeting this morning? She was awfully volginac regarding her stance on dress code and email etiquette. The iceberg that sunk the Titanic couldn’t cool off that crotch I bet ya!

by glarpo October 3, 2018

volginac

Adjective: A female’s negative or crabby demeanor, nasty disposition, and perpetual misery, as if to have a painful, flowing volcanic vagina.

Man! Did you see Laura, the HR lady, in the meeting this morning? She was awfully volginac regarding her stance on dress code and email etiquette. The iceberg that sunk the Titanic couldn’t cool off that crotch I bet ya!

by glarpo October 3, 2018