5 definitions by glarpo
Adjective: A female’s negative or crabby demeanor, nasty disposition, and perpetual misery, as if to have a painful, flowing volcanic vagina.
Man! Did you see Laura, the HR lady, in the meeting this morning? She was awfully volginac regarding her stance on dress code and email etiquette. The iceberg that sunk the Titanic couldn’t cool off that crotch I bet ya!
by glarpo October 3, 2018
Adjective: A female’s negative or crabby demeanor, nasty disposition, and perpetual misery, as if to have a painful, lava flowing volcanic vagina.
Man! Did you see Laura, the HR lady, in the meeting this morning? She was awfully volginac regarding her stance on dress code and email etiquette. The iceberg that sunk the Titanic couldn’t cool off that crotch I bet ya!
by glarpo October 3, 2018
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
by glarpo December 7, 2021
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
by glarpo December 7, 2021
When you receive a communiqué from a creditor or service provider that you KNOW you owe, only to see that you have an unexpected $0.00 balance, after which, you go online and check your spending / paying history and still find no discrepancies, yet, have NO RECOLLECTION of paying off said bill.
My ex-wife, the stripper from Atlantic City, maxed out my Discover Card on vinyl couches and hemp shopping bags. When I got my notice from Discover Card, I had a Billgasm to find that I owed not a cent.
by glarpo April 17, 2019