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The last name of a guy that left me sobbing
girl whats wrong?

It's the guy with the last name Vockel...
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Voluntarily celibate for reasons of asexuality, prevention of unplanned pregnancy, STDs, or aversion to social relationships or unforeseen legal complications/consequences and financial discipline.
Hambeast1: Do you think Jake would go out with me?

Hambeast2: No he doesn't go out with anyone because he's vocel.
Vocel by GreatWhiteQuiet January 3, 2014
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Voluntarily celibate . Voluntarily deciding to follow the rules of celibacy. See also Abstinence, lack if involvement in physical intimacy with or without being in a relationship with them.
When I was younger there was a discussion on abstinence and keeping your virginity till I get married, I did and after I tried it I didn’t want to experience that again so I guess I would consider myself a VoCel.

As I grew up my body didn’t and it was difficult being so small, people would try to be sexually involved with me except I couldn’t handle it so I decided to not be in relationships by being voluntarily celibate.

Years ago I realized that I don’t like people, I don’t see any person as attractive so I refuse to get intimate with anyone so I am a voluntary celibate. #VoCel
VoCel by shatterddreams June 6, 2018
Russian ballsuckers

A Russian faggot who likes to spend their time sucking balls and drinking their precious vodka.
Those fucking vockers!
Vockers by Slur Master January 8, 2019
The opposite of incel.
A person who is voluntarily celibate
Josh: "Hey do you think Stacey will let me have sex with her?"
Daniel: "Haven't you heard that shes a vocel?"
Vocel by Citree September 12, 2020
A verbal cockblock. When a bro accidentally tells your girl that he knows something he isn't supposed to.
I was about to get my first asian until your drunk ass vockblocked me.
Vockblock by Ebok24 August 15, 2009
A person that is voluntarily celibate (or former voluntary celibate) and aids in the fight against incel's whether it be by non-violent or violent (due to lack of choice), techniques, teachings and(or) apprehending through systematic infiltration of various incel groups or online communities.
I am a vocel,
I don't give in.
My heart was broken,
I just need friends.

I don't blame you,
I don't blame them.
Once I've healed,
I'll love again.
If I ever,
Love again.
Vocel by Batterybob November 26, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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