Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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re'ckanese

Anything that only or mostly a red neck would say, which in turn doesn't limit the word to being a verb noun adjective or adverb.
You'll understand but won't understand how you did.
Redneck: ya see that there dingle hopper down yonder.
Yuppie:you see that object over there?
Hood:you see that shit over there!?
Re'ckanese
by Batterybob October 13, 2021
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Snitch

1.) a person who tells on a fellow criminal in an attempt at getting away with their own crime.

2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.
That dude snitched on his dealer when his house got hit by the feds, I should have known he would turn out that way when he stole my phone while I was passed out.
by Batterybob August 20, 2024
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Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Unmissable

(Un-Miss-Abel) Noun- The act of being an unmissable person by always being around another person or always making quick reconnections to them through any means.
He just doesn't understand that constantly being in her inbox is making him unmissable. Can you blame her for feeling like that?
by Batterybob September 17, 2021
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Why

1.) Noun
A word no one should ever stop asking.

2.) Adverb
To question something that has happened.

3.) Exclamation
A rhetorical question in surprise or disbelief.

4.) Noun
A reason or an explanation.

5.) Adverb
Ţø question someone accusingly.

6.) Adverb
Ţø ponder your existence as a pathetic human being.

7.) Noun
The last word many people will say in life...
If John had never asked why he would never have been assassinated by the government.
by Batterybob June 14, 2017
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Vivocide.

1.)Verb:
The act of grouping in 3 or more people to help in the welfare of a specific 1 person of those 3 that is having thoughts of harming themselves or others fatally.

2.)verb
A self reflection of one's self where a person writes down all things that lead to the thought of harming yourself and the people involved then listing the importance each person or act has on your life.
3.)verb
Forcing another person to stay alive during the attempt of suicide, where a person has successfully lost their life or came close to it, yet against the person's choice you have saved them.
Gerald was very suicidal and decided to get a notebook to attempt vivocide.
Over the next 30 days he was successfull in his attempt and realized what his life needed to feel complete.
by Batterybob November 09, 2022
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