Batterybob's definitions

Cuntxidation

(Concit-ation) verb
1.) When a person thinks in a manner that is sexist only to their bennifet.

2.) When a person makes every situation work in their favor.

I havent slept with my woman in over a week, i wish she would let go of the Cuntxidation that men have to make the first move EVERY time.

by Batterybob January 4, 2019

Unmissable

(Un-Miss-Abel) Noun- The act of being an unmissable person by always being around another person or always making quick reconnections to them through any means.

He just doesn't understand that constantly being in her inbox is making him unmissable. Can you blame her for feeling like that?

by Batterybob September 17, 2021

can't happen to me mentality

More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.

Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.

by Batterybob June 8, 2021

Vocel

A person that is voluntarily celibate (or former voluntary celibate) and aids in the fight against incel's whether it be by non-violent or violent (due to lack of choice), techniques, teachings and(or) apprehending through systematic infiltration of various incel groups or online communities.

I am a vocel,
I don't give in.
My heart was broken,
I just need friends.

I don't blame you,
I don't blame them.
Once I've healed,
I'll love again.
If I ever,
Love again.

by Batterybob November 26, 2020

Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.

Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Snitch

1.) a person who tells on a fellow criminal in an attempt at getting away with their own crime.

2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.

That dude snitched on his dealer when his house got hit by the feds, I should have known he would turn out that way when he stole my phone while I was passed out.

by Batterybob August 20, 2024

Zoe-seccsual

1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.

The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.

by Batterybob February 9, 2024