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Red Vesting
Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)
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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"
"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"
"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
Red Vesting by Brynley December 9, 2013
Related Words
visting • Vishing • vesting • Vestingbar • visiting fireman • visiting grandma • vitting • vasting • Vinting • Vising
visiting fireman
visiting fireman by Lori the K April 16, 2008
Visiting my sister in Scottsdale
When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.
Visiting my sister in Scottsdale by kdial2002 March 29, 2021
vosting
When you are on a virtual platform, let say a meeting or a conference, and someone enters your space to chat with you, or to see your booth, and you reach out to them, and they ghost you virtually= Vosting.
When you go to conferences now, they used to be live events, however, they are almost all virtual events. People enter virtually into your virtual exhibit hall, and your virtual booth to chat or talk with you. A lot of times, they enter, and you are forced to say "hi, how are you, what can I do for you today, let me tell you about our service or product", and then they just sit there, virtually, and eventually they disappear. Virtually ghosting you. Vosting.
visiting the flower shop
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
visiting the flower shop by overK May 6, 2008
Visiting the Hamptons
Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.
Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
Visiting the Hamptons by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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