(Verb): When a member of your crew has been found deceitful about sexual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a Vicectomy.
A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both
ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of
ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe
cock and
relationship blocking.
If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is
time for a vicectomy.
Did you hear about those massive violations of guy code? I think its
time to separate the group. We need a vicectomy.
Yoo did you get with that girl last
night?
...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.
Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his
mother and long lost younger half cousin.
I think we need a vicectomy.
Vicectomy Complete.
