Veti

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When something hasn't gone your way realy unluckly.

John & Joan were fighting over what to call the dog.
John says "IT IS CALLED PIPPIN AND THAT IS FINAL."

Joans older brother says "Hey, that was a mega Veti."

Veti by LoisIsCool December 18, 2007

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Veti

When something has not gone your way; really unlucky.

"Tomorrow i'm going to propose to Lola" said Harry.

"Cool" said Raheem.

The next day Lola went on holiday.

"Oh man, that was veti" said Raheem.

Veti by Loisiscool December 20, 2007

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Veti

A sexy tall pieace of glass that is weirdly attracted to ethiopian boys kinda weird but eh good for him

I would like to be like a veti

Veti by Ethiopiaboywithlong February 15, 2024

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Putz-vetig

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.

He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).

Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

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vetiver

From the band Vetiver.
Kids from the upper class wearing vintage stuff to look like their grandpas and grandmas ( overzised knitted stuff or tartan shirts ), listenning to alt music, are against mainstream things, study art at school, are keen on smoking pot sometimes with a glass of red wine. Obama changed their lives.Morrissey is their hero. Sean Lennon too.

Girls don't like to wear make up and wash their hair twice a week. They like to take Polaroid of themselves in front of a farm.They only read second hand books with a strong smell . A poster of Frida Kahlo's portait is stuck upon their beds.

They're hipsters, without the American Apparel-Cobrasnake-Scene-Electro touch.

A :Erin just came back from Norway. She bought me an old 60's army jacket and invited to have a cup of tea tonight.

B : She's so vetiver

vetiver by Avenger64 April 5, 2009

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vetinarian

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

vetinarian by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

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Vetinarious

Resembling, acting like or saying something said by the famous Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld, created by the best ever author Terry Pratchett.

Look at that guy, tall and scary...looks really Vetinarious!!

The way you raise your eyebrows....it looks very Vetinarious

Your stride is Vetinarious

Vetinarious by filabuster March 3, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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