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When something hasn't gone your way realy unluckly.
John & Joan were fighting over what to call the dog.
John says "IT IS CALLED PIPPIN AND THAT IS FINAL."

Joans older brother says "Hey, that was a mega Veti."
Veti by LoisIsCool December 18, 2007
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When something has not gone your way; really unlucky.
"Tomorrow i'm going to propose to Lola" said Harry.

"Cool" said Raheem.

The next day Lola went on holiday.

"Oh man, that was veti" said Raheem.
Veti by Loisiscool December 20, 2007
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A sexy tall pieace of glass that is weirdly attracted to ethiopian boys kinda weird but eh good for him
I would like to be like a veti
Veti by Ethiopiaboywithlong February 15, 2024

Putz-vetig 

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.
He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).
Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019
From the band Vetiver.
Kids from the upper class wearing vintage stuff to look like their grandpas and grandmas ( overzised knitted stuff or tartan shirts ), listenning to alt music, are against mainstream things, study art at school, are keen on smoking pot sometimes with a glass of red wine. Obama changed their lives.Morrissey is their hero. Sean Lennon too.

Girls don't like to wear make up and wash their hair twice a week. They like to take Polaroid of themselves in front of a farm.They only read second hand books with a strong smell . A poster of Frida Kahlo's portait is stuck upon their beds.

They're hipsters, without the American Apparel-Cobrasnake-Scene-Electro touch.
A :Erin just came back from Norway. She bought me an old 60's army jacket and invited to have a cup of tea tonight.

B : She's so vetiver
vetiver by Avenger64 April 5, 2009

vetinarian 

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.
Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.
vetinarian by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

Vetinarious 

Resembling, acting like or saying something said by the famous Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld, created by the best ever author Terry Pratchett.
Look at that guy, tall and scary...looks really Vetinarious!!

The way you raise your eyebrows....it looks very Vetinarious

Your stride is Vetinarious
Vetinarious by filabuster March 3, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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