Vesselope

A vesselope, or vessel-ope is a large manila envelope used during the Navy CPO initiation/training process commonly known as "the season". The vesselope is used to carry the chargebook and related documents that are only authorized to been seen by Genuine Chief Petty Officers, and is used until construction of a actual vessel (typically made of wood or metal) can be completed.

Get all your things into your vesselope before departing the Chief's Mess as disclosure to any E6 & below or O1 and above is not allowed.

Vesselope by Instaa_tommy September 18, 2022

venelope 

Venelope is a psychotic rich princess who loves to swear and curse. She is also sadistic and takes enjoyment in seeing others in pain. She also makes scary threats and usually means what she says in that manner. Venelope is also quite fun and sarcastic although she makes the wierdest jokes that can only be understood by those who are crazy. She believes all the best people are crazy. She is Arabian/British and loves to break the rules in anything. Venelope has been suspended from school many times and has experience in dealing with weapons such as bombs, guns. Her speciality is gun's and if you make her pissed, There is a 98 percent chance that her face will be the last you ever see. She goes undercover by many different names however her common nickname is Vene.

I'm Venelope, I'll fucking kick the shit out of you.
I'm Venelope, I always get what I want.
I'm Venelope, I'll be sure to rip your balls out one by one.

venelope by IHATEPINEAPPLES August 2, 2018

Recreational Vesseltopia 

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.

Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS

Recreational Vesseltopia by Recreational Vesseltopia'er July 27, 2010

Jericho Vesselonius Token 

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.

"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."

Jericho Vesselonius Token by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025