A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 03, 2025
The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.
Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 04, 2025
Pronounced "dee-zee-bah-bah" while pretending you are a French chef. A dizzybaba is goblin speak for CD. The logic behind this can be explained that a CD spins until it's dizzy and makes noise like "bah, bah!" So thus, Dizzybaba.
"Which dizzybaba do you wanna listen to?"
Or alternatively:
*Goblin noises* "DIZZYBABAAAAAA!!!!" (translation: The goblin cannot find their favorite CD and they are very convinced the president stole it, therefore, they are this close to staging a rebellion and toppling the American government in a powerful move of revenge.)
Or alternatively:
*Goblin noises* "DIZZYBABAAAAAA!!!!" (translation: The goblin cannot find their favorite CD and they are very convinced the president stole it, therefore, they are this close to staging a rebellion and toppling the American government in a powerful move of revenge.)
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 05, 2025
A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 04, 2025