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Vespionage 

The art of owning a Harley Davidson yet also riding a Vespa
That is a pure case of Vespionage!
Vespionage by Hackey April 20, 2010
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Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
Social Espionage by jasbra January 7, 2010

Espionage Date 

To bring a friend or family member on a date to sit there and spy on you while you're on the date without either one of you acknowledging that you know the other.
My sister was on an espionage date with me while I met up with my blind date so we can analyze it later.
Espionage Date by shayaknyc December 28, 2008

Lespionage 

a noun. The act of pretending to be a lesbian so as to attract men.
Jessica never regretted committing lespionage because she always got her man.

espionage 

guy: she has never been involved in espionage.
girl: really?
guy: Yeah, well it is wrong.
gril: true.
espionage by Random Immigrant October 3, 2008

Venetian Espionage 

The act of fingering a single slat of a Venetian blind downwards so that one may take a peek. It leaves a sleazy aftertaste regardless of the content found on the other side.
Did you hear about the increased cutbacks this week?

Yeah, the managing director and assistant manager have been hiding in conference room A, probably discussing who they're gonna let go. There's been no sign of life other than Bonderman's eyeball when he does his routine Venetian espionage every hour or so.
Venetian Espionage by pitbear July 24, 2010

espionager

a spyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That motherfucker was a total espionager!
espionager by boobiessss0007777777 February 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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