Verno’d

Where you get fucked, but not literally, but quite fucked. Yunno?

Guy 1: do you remember that one time you got verno’d where you dropped your phone in the pool and it stopped working?

Guy 2: Yeah, bro. I got verno’d for real.

Verno’d by Ben William January 13, 2024

Vernon Drift 

The wafting stench of the Farmer John's slaughterhouse that drifts from Vernon, CA into neighboring Boyle Heights.

"My God, what is that horrendous stench?"
"Calm down, Charles, the Vernon Drift is out tonight."

Vernon Drift by boyleheightssocialclub July 24, 2009

Vern-Drunk 

When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.

"Man, I was so Vern-Drunk last night that i banged a crack-smoking hooker and now i've got herpes!"

Vern-Drunk by WLU October 21, 2005

vern dew 

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

vern dew by Edensgrace July 24, 2019

vern day 

it’s the birthday of the oh so wonderful mun of a diluc account on Twitter <3 we love you vern

person a : hey what’s today’s date?
person b : oh it’s vern day!
person a : what’s vern day?
person b : it’s the birthday of the user @ddragnvindr on Twitter !

vern day by GG fataye July 18, 2022

Vern Dogging 

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

Vern Dogging by Wahhhindacabby October 19, 2023

Vern Turkey Dinner 

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

Vern Turkey Dinner by FatherVern October 10, 2019