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Vermendurgen 

The unavoidable noise made when caught off guard by a friendly greeting from a woman, to which the user has no response.
Woman: Hi how are you today?

Man:(stunned and uncontrollably) vermendurgen.... (then swiftly walks away)
Vermendurgen by Hernia919 October 5, 2011
Vemund is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.
hot pleasing norse booty dick Vemund
Vemund by idkwhattosayhere November 15, 2013
He is sooo sexy. He pulls bitches. He is so good at coding... i want to code him as my boyfriend. I want to be his bitch. His side chick too. And his wife. He can do me every night and day. I wouldnt complain.
person: Ooooh Vemund are you free cus i wouldnt mind it if you coded me as your girlfriend

Vemund: sure honey let me show you my computer in my room.
Vemund by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Trym Vemund Lundegaard 

Trym Vemund Lundegaard is a bitch who does not understand that no one likes him!
Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used because it is too ugly.
any girl who goes to UVM and comes of as bitchy or as a cunt.
Sam, stop being such a vermunt!
Vermunt by Albert Coholic October 17, 2008

Trym Vemund Lundegaard 

A bitch who never understand that no one likes him!
Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used in because it is too ugly!