Vemund 

Vemund is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

hot pleasing norse booty dick Vemund

Vemund by idkwhattosayhere November 15, 2013

Vemund 

He is sooo sexy. He pulls bitches. He is so good at coding... i want to code him as my boyfriend. I want to be his bitch. His side chick too. And his wife. He can do me every night and day. I wouldnt complain.

person: Ooooh Vemund are you free cus i wouldnt mind it if you coded me as your girlfriend

Vemund: sure honey let me show you my computer in my room.

Vemund by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Vemund 

Vemund is the king of the world with slaves that's only at his house to fuck his dick so hard that they explode, his dick is so fucking big, in 2018 he won a championship were the mission was to fuck a girl rough and fast, he slaps the ass like a god and he destroy yo momma pussy at sundays in the church

"oh you too had a little Vemund Cosplay tonight"

Vemund by Skjfirkebwbekf October 9, 2018

Trym Vemund Lundegaard 

Trym Vemund Lundegaard is a bitch who does not understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used because it is too ugly.

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Trym Vemund Lundegaard 

A bitch who never understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used in because it is too ugly!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Trym Vemund Lundegaard 

Trym Vemund Lundegaard is a bitch that do not understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used, because it is to ugly!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Vermund 

An adjective that describes an annoying and horrible person.

That dude is such a vermund

Vermund by 1inchdefeater February 21, 2022