Vemund

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Vemund is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

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Vemund by idkwhattosayhere November 15, 2013

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Vemund

He is sooo sexy. He pulls bitches. He is so good at coding... i want to code him as my boyfriend. I want to be his bitch. His side chick too. And his wife. He can do me every night and day. I wouldnt complain.

person: Ooooh Vemund are you free cus i wouldnt mind it if you coded me as your girlfriend

Vemund: sure honey let me show you my computer in my room.

Vemund by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Related Words

Vemund • Trym Vemund Lundegaard • venundate • Vermund

Vemund

Vemund is the king of the world with slaves that's only at his house to fuck his dick so hard that they explode, his dick is so fucking big, in 2018 he won a championship were the mission was to fuck a girl rough and fast, he slaps the ass like a god and he destroy yo momma pussy at sundays in the church

"oh you too had a little Vemund Cosplay tonight"

Vemund by Skjfirkebwbekf October 9, 2018

Trym Vemund Lundegaard

Trym Vemund Lundegaard is a bitch who does not understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used because it is too ugly.

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Trym Vemund Lundegaard

A bitch who never understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used in because it is too ugly!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Trym Vemund Lundegaard

Trym Vemund Lundegaard is a bitch that do not understand that no one likes him!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard can't be used, because it is to ugly!

Trym Vemund Lundegaard by absjekfbieh October 29, 2020

Vermund

An adjective that describes an annoying and horrible person.

That dude is such a vermund

Vermund by 1inchdefeater February 21, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026