Noun A playful and affectionate term for someone who insists on sending you money via Venmo for something you happily covered—often unexpected and unnecessary. Combining Venmo (the popular payment app) and Ho (used here as a term of endearment), it describes a friend or loved one who just can’t let you pay for the tab without reimbursing you.
1. “You didn’t have to send me that $20 for drinks! I told you I had it. You’re such a VenHo.”
2. “Bro, I covered lunch because I wanted to. Why are you Venmoing me for it? Stop being a VenHo!”
3. “I swear, every time we hang out, Sarah Venmo-bombs me. She’s the biggest VenHo, and I love her for it.”
A Piano so powerful that who ever is "lucky" enough to have it play will give enough of anything you need to win a loosing fight no matter how injured or backed into a corner you are.
Traitor 1: thanks for saving me
Traitor 2: no problem, but I could've not done it without Il Vento D'oro
Traitor 1: what?
Traitor 2: You know the piano playing
A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!