Venho 

An expression, regarding a payment processed on Venmo to pay a sex worker, escort or prostitute.

Girl I got it, he paid me on Venho.

Venho by Anderthegreat March 25, 2019

VenHo 

Noun
A playful and affectionate term for someone who insists on sending you money via Venmo for something you happily covered—often unexpected and unnecessary. Combining Venmo (the popular payment app) and Ho (used here as a term of endearment), it describes a friend or loved one who just can’t let you pay for the tab without reimbursing you.

1. “You didn’t have to send me that $20 for drinks! I told you I had it. You’re such a VenHo.”
2. “Bro, I covered lunch because I wanted to. Why are you Venmoing me for it? Stop being a VenHo!”
3. “I swear, every time we hang out, Sarah Venmo-bombs me. She’s the biggest VenHo, and I love her for it.”

VenHo by Duck Dad December 17, 2024

Il Vento D'oro 

A Piano so powerful that who ever is "lucky" enough to have it play will give enough of anything you need to win a loosing fight no matter how injured or backed into a corner you are.

Traitor 1: thanks for saving me
Traitor 2: no problem, but I could've not done it without Il Vento D'oro

Traitor 1: what?
Traitor 2: You know the piano playing

Traitor 1: what piano?

Il Vento D'oro by Aura dragon1 July 21, 2019

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor 

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019