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Literally the best person to every exist, they are a god and they have the best taste in music. Very talented and if you have a friend named Velv consider yourself very lucky to have this person in your life.
OMG!!!! VELV IS AMAZING AND JAY SUCKS
Velv by velviet July 2, 2021
Velv stemming from velvet, a similar material to felt.
Felt can also be used to say I felt that, or I feel you, as in I understand and/or agree with what that person has said.
Therefore, "velv" would mean I understand and/or agree with what you have said.
John: Yo bro, imagine being to do like magic and shit like if i could put a spell on you and you'd like never stop floating that shit would be so cool.
Hiawatha: Velv
Velv by Saucetoe January 16, 2024

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.
The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by S.M. Entertainment. The group debuted on August 1, 2014, with their digital single "Happiness". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Irene, Seulgi, Wendy, Joy and Yeri.
Stan talent? Stan Red Velvet!
Red Velvet by jennie kim December 25, 2016

Red Velvet

Red Velvet are already K-pop’s most musically interesting girl group, and “Bad Boy” solidifies them as one of the best in the game overall.
Red Velvet by pinkredible December 18, 2018

Red Velvet Challenge 

When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.

It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”

Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
Red Velvet Challenge by But Sects September 3, 2023