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Vaposexual 

Person who sucks on vape aka doucheflute
Damn this place is full of vaposexuals, it's like the clove wars of 1985
Vaposexual by Fursey O'Veebee August 4, 2018

Saposexual 

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.
I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!
Saposexual by SK254 July 28, 2014

vampsexual 

a girl who only has sex with playboi carti fans or playboi himself.
“damn she bad af”

“nah bro she vampsexual, she only fucc carti fans”

“what”
vampsexual by wint3rv4mpgrrl October 14, 2021

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
vetosexual by n008a April 12, 2009

Vansexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person called Van.
"so what is your sexuality?" - "I'm a Vansexual. "
Vansexual by Bit0ruato January 9, 2021

vagisexual 

a man who pretends to be gay to get closer to women
that guy is a complete vagisexual
vagisexual by fjksla;e April 3, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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