Velman

A sexy and intelligent man.

See also: Velma (A sexy and intelligent woman)

Yo that dude is totally a Velman.

by Luna Lucid September 24, 2015

Velma Slice

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.

Will you just cut me a Velma slice?

by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.

How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.

by midderandMater July 20, 2018

velkan

long eared long everything man. very hott, evil tho. good frend, doesn't know what's best for them... :( love the odd1 boi.

Have you seen velkan lately?/
yeah, he's been taking over the world.
why?
dunno, i think he's evil.
poor Velkan...

by Sephtis, God of the Motherfuck June 1, 2017

Velma

Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.

The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.

by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023

Vulman

The point in the night when you know you shouldn't drink anymore but decide to anyway.. Often happens when your friends buy a round of shots and everyone says "To Vulman!"

Gosh darn I'm drunk. Two more shots and my vulman's going to break.

When it comes to the time of night you start dancing on the bar and then fall off.... Cheers to Vulman!

by Johny Maloney March 6, 2014

velma stans

godly figures in certain belief systems. created being lesbians and created velma so that they could stan her.

“omg i Stan the velma stans” - jordan

by the velma stans June 23, 2021