Velan

The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.

Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Velan

A super cool dude that is good at sports like baseball,football,soccer,basketball and evryting.SUUUPER COOOOOL.best guy.the best at videeo games

Bully: You bad Velan
Velan Beat him in game
Bully:------

by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019

Velan

A Very Rich Nigg who is spoilt with money and keeps capability’s of captaincy and leadership

He seems like a Velan

by Qwerfy November 1, 2018

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

vegan bar

Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.

Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !

by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019