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Sal Vulcano 

Tonight's Big Loser
Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck
Sal Vulcano by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Bed Vulcan 

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.
I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.
Bed Vulcan by bored2009 July 28, 2009

Vulcan blue balls 

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
Vulcan blue balls by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017

French Vulcan 

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.
My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.

New Vulcan 

Some shitty Discord server probably made in 2019 filled with snowflakes, people with autism and just fucking idiots in general. Get rid of the server and fuck off.
What the hell is a New Vulcan? Please don't look it up on Disboard.
New Vulcan by Dictionary-Man 2.0 February 15, 2022

Sal Vulcano 

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
Sal Vulcano by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017