Mrs. Velasquez 

A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...

Mrs. Velasquez by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018

Julien Velasquez 

hot ass motherfucker. Mostly a mexican guy with a big dick and gives best head then any other guy. You need a julien in ur life.

Natalie: give me head
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever

Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez

Julien Velasquez by jaxielnumber1haterr August 22, 2022

andrew velasquez 

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

andrew velasquez by ronnieradke March 2, 2015

Cain Velasquez

The baddest Motherfucker ever to in the UFC heavyweight division.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch UFC 110?
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!

Cain Velasquez by Mac Dre's Friend July 24, 2010

Emilio Velasquez 

HE IS VERY SEXY, HE IS A MEXICAN MAN WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND EMILIO VELASQUEZ IS THE MOST SEXY MAN IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE

EMILIO VELASQUEZ YOU FUCKING SUCK AT FORTNITE , GET FUCKING BETTER BITCH

Emilio Velasquez by znadeem6000 December 12, 2019

Alan Velasquez 

A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.

Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.

Alan Velasquez by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011

Mia Velasquez 

Mia is a unique person. She has many good qualities like making you feel better when you are down! She is very nice and kind and a good friend. If you are one of her best friends you are one of the luckiest people ever! She always wants to hang out and chat. She would never get in a fight with you for no reason. She is smart and intelligent but sometimes slow. She is VERY gorgeous, her hair is so sexy other girls would die for it. She always makes up for bad decisions and always leaves you with a smile. Oh and her eye oh my her eyes they are the most beautiful eyes ever to exist on the planet earth. She makes you wanna make an article like this on her saying how gorgeous and beautiful she is. If you have seen a Mia you are so lucky. Other girls would die to look and be like a Mia. The reason I am writing this is that it's all true and people need to know that a Mia is one of the most special people on the planet and that if you meet a Mia never ever leave them. <3

Mia Velasquez is the best person ever

Mia Velasquez by Mia and Rul July 28, 2017