A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018
hot ass motherfucker. Mostly a mexican guy with a big dick and gives best head then any other guy. You need a julien in ur life.
Natalie: give me head
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever
Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever
Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez
by jaxielnumber1haterr August 22, 2022
by ronnieradke March 3, 2015
Guy 1: Hey did you watch UFC 110?
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!
by Mac Dre's Friend July 23, 2010
HE IS VERY SEXY, HE IS A MEXICAN MAN WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND EMILIO VELASQUEZ IS THE MOST SEXY MAN IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE
by znadeem6000 December 13, 2019
A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.
Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
by Guerinpridewoo April 8, 2011
Mia is a unique person. She has many good qualities like making you feel better when you are down! She is very nice and kind and a good friend. If you are one of her best friends you are one of the luckiest people ever! She always wants to hang out and chat. She would never get in a fight with you for no reason. She is smart and intelligent but sometimes slow. She is VERY gorgeous, her hair is so sexy other girls would die for it. She always makes up for bad decisions and always leaves you with a smile. Oh and her eye oh my her eyes they are the most beautiful eyes ever to exist on the planet earth. She makes you wanna make an article like this on her saying how gorgeous and beautiful she is. If you have seen a Mia you are so lucky. Other girls would die to look and be like a Mia. The reason I am writing this is that it's all true and people need to know that a Mia is one of the most special people on the planet and that if you meet a Mia never ever leave them. <3
Mia Velasquez is the best person ever
by Mia and Rul July 29, 2017