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When some vegetables gets pregnant with extra veggies inside when you chop them in half
Me: Mommy can you please pass me a basket of those vegnants because I want to cut them in half
Mother: Okay *pass her a basket of those vegnants*
Me: *cuts them in half revealing those pregnant veggies inside & gasps*
Mother: Sorry those vegetables are pregnant so it's called a vegnant by the way
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Veganteacherphobia 

Fear of that vegan Karen who thinks she's actually doing anything but instead makes a good amount of people triggered.
Person A: What kind of phobias you have?
Person B: Veganteacherphobia
Person A: Yeah, I don't like that karen.
Veganteacherphobia by n_ix April 21, 2021

vegantopia 

Vegantopia is both a place and a concept. It implies and embraces the idea of love, respect and freedom for all beings according to the highest principles of veganism. Inherent in the word is the utopian ideal, coming into manifestation through the writing, focus, energy, and intention of ethical vegan Ruth Hawe, who believes in and upholds the pacifist peaceable kingdom principle she incarnated to share and co-create with like-hearted others. Ruth uses the name Vegantopia in her 2013 novel "Holy Cow" (www.vegantopia.co..uk)
Vegantopia facebook group is specifically for co -creating the gentle world we vegans are Being.

Words hold power, and transformed language is the key to manifesting the Vegantopia of our dreams.
vegantopia by TruthAwe May 20, 2014

Veganthropomorphize 

To ascribe vegan status to foods or products that are not meant to be vegan; To co-opt animal-derived foods or products by imitating them using vegan ingredients or petroleum-based alternatives; To wistfully attempt to eat, wear, enjoy, and/or proclaim the virtues of highly-processed vegan foods or synthetic products made to look/feel/taste like their original non-vegan equivalent (e.g. veggie dogs, Tofurky, veggie bacon, dairy-free nut cheese, pleather, etc.), while unconsciously expressing regret for becoming a vegan. See also: hypocrisy, delusion, superiority complex, soap-boxing, etc.
This vegan cheesecake does NOT taste "just like regular cheesecake!", so don't veganthropomorphize - just take this shitty wet drywall of a dessert back to the kitchen.
Veganthropomorphize by Deep-sixer September 18, 2015
A pretty girl that’s has potential. She doesn’t have time for negative energy and she loves her family. She is the nicest person that you will know
Venante is so nice
Venante by lookielookieherecomesmissy February 25, 2018

VeganToes 

Best dungeon player to exist
Does sub 20 taps
Bro did he just pull a vegantoes?
VeganToes by Not vegantoes March 10, 2021

veganterian 

People who only eat vegans
I am a veganterian because I am defined by what I eat
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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