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When some vegetables gets pregnant with extra veggies inside when you chop them in half
Me: Mommy can you please pass me a basket of those vegnants because I want to cut them in half
Mother: Okay *pass her a basket of those vegnants*
Me: *cuts them in half revealing those pregnant veggies inside & gasps*
Mother: Sorry those vegetables are pregnant so it's called a vegnant by the way
Words you can keep

Veganteacherphobia 

Fear of that vegan Karen who thinks she's actually doing anything but instead makes a good amount of people triggered.
Person A: What kind of phobias you have?
Person B: Veganteacherphobia
Person A: Yeah, I don't like that karen.
Veganteacherphobia by n_ix April 21, 2021

vegantopia 

Vegantopia is both a place and a concept. It implies and embraces the idea of love, respect and freedom for all beings according to the highest principles of veganism. Inherent in the word is the utopian ideal, coming into manifestation through the writing, focus, energy, and intention of ethical vegan Ruth Hawe, who believes in and upholds the pacifist peaceable kingdom principle she incarnated to share and co-create with like-hearted others. Ruth uses the name Vegantopia in her 2013 novel "Holy Cow" (www.vegantopia.co..uk)
Vegantopia facebook group is specifically for co -creating the gentle world we vegans are Being.

Words hold power, and transformed language is the key to manifesting the Vegantopia of our dreams.
vegantopia by TruthAwe May 20, 2014

Veganthropomorphize 

To ascribe vegan status to foods or products that are not meant to be vegan; To co-opt animal-derived foods or products by imitating them using vegan ingredients or petroleum-based alternatives; To wistfully attempt to eat, wear, enjoy, and/or proclaim the virtues of highly-processed vegan foods or synthetic products made to look/feel/taste like their original non-vegan equivalent (e.g. veggie dogs, Tofurky, veggie bacon, dairy-free nut cheese, pleather, etc.), while unconsciously expressing regret for becoming a vegan. See also: hypocrisy, delusion, superiority complex, soap-boxing, etc.
This vegan cheesecake does NOT taste "just like regular cheesecake!", so don't veganthropomorphize - just take this shitty wet drywall of a dessert back to the kitchen.
Veganthropomorphize by Deep-sixer September 18, 2015
A pretty girl that’s has potential. She doesn’t have time for negative energy and she loves her family. She is the nicest person that you will know
Venante is so nice
Venante by lookielookieherecomesmissy February 25, 2018

VeganToes 

Best dungeon player to exist
Does sub 20 taps
Bro did he just pull a vegantoes?
VeganToes by Not vegantoes March 10, 2021

veganterian 

People who only eat vegans
I am a veganterian because I am defined by what I eat
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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