Veganismus

When you have seduced your vegan date into eating some 'steak', and they cannot get their mouth open....it just clamps shut.

She lifted the meat to her mouth, but severe veganismus kept her, and my curiosity, unsatisfied.

by paiguy September 3, 2018

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

Vegasmus

Das Wort Vegasmus stammt aus der Fetisch-Szene und beschreibt einen durch Gemüse verursachten Orgasmus. Bekannt wurde dieser Begriff durch die Influencerin „Militante Veganerin“ welche solche Begriffe in expliziten Videos nutzte.

Allerdings kann der Begriff auch den Geschlechtsverkehr mit ausschließlich pflanzlichen Mitteln beschreiben.

„Ich hatte dank dieser Gurke so einen Vegasumus“

„Der neue pflanzliche Dildo hat so ein geilen Vegasmus verursacht“

by Udo Zilkens May 15, 2023

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Vegasmus

Das Wort Vegasmus stammt aus der Fetisch-Szene und beschreibt einen durch Gemüse verursachten Orgasmus. Bekannt wurde dieser Begriff durch die Influencerin „Militante Veganerin“ welche solche Begriffe in expliziten Videos nutzte.

Allerdings kann der Begriff auch den Geschlechtsverkehr mit ausschließlich pflanzlichen Mitteln beschreiben.

„Ich hatte dank dieser Gurke so einen Vegasumus“

„Der neue pflanzliche Dildo hat so ein geilen Vegasmus verursacht“

by Udo Zilkens May 15, 2023

veganism

Veganism is the ideas and underlying principles and beliefs as to why a person inevitably adopts a vegan diet. 'Vegan' only defines the type of diet.

Veganism has a commonality in principles, but is not exclusive, nor limited to the following;

Ethical - enabling animals to have rights to prevent torture, rape and murder of all sentient beings.

Environmental Sustainability - The impact animal production has on world. Ref. United Nations Report '07: Livestock’s long shadow.

Health - Global Famine, The shortening of life spans, and obesity ~ mainly heart related illnesses. Animal born Diseases, Athleticism.

People adopt some, the whole or no beliefs, yet are still vegans. The main point is that whatever path we have taken; it was a strong enough conviction to adopt a vegan lifestyle.

Q: How could you be a vegan, yet not believe in veganism?
A: Simple, by adopting the diet, yet rejecting the principles.

by Joshua Langley May 14, 2007

Daniel-Veganism

A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.

"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"

by pencilpusher2 September 5, 2013