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A tall dark and handsome man who is head strong in his beliefs and wants nothing but the best in life. He can be shy at times but he is very caring and loving. He will do anything to spread some love and light.
Wow that guy is so creative that MUST be a Vaylan!!!

Did you see that hot tall guy???? That’s definitely Vaylan.
Vaylan by Roxygirl76 November 23, 2021
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valantis 

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
valantis by valantislover123 December 31, 2011
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a group of sexy soccer girls in a hot tub discussing birth control, awkward turtles, and tmi turkeys.
" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "

"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."

We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.

Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

mya'valanch 

A "casper" word.

(myah-vuh-lanch)

When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.
"Dude sorry that I caused that epic mya'valanch. But,you need to clean up you room, man."
mya'valanch by viethra April 28, 2009