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ValsPals 

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, violence, alcoholism, and destruction of public properties. These people, regardless of race, run there mouths, talk trash, and are self-centered and have no regard for other human beings.
I saw ValsPals at the club last night stirring the pot and causing trouble with innocent customers.
ValsPals by John2021 August 24, 2020
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stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue.
Mani sir valsoned that girl.
Valsone by thethaillander July 4, 2022

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah 

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)
John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!
One who overcomes all difficulties, obstacles and complications. Excels at managing people, projects and problems. One who encourages teamwork, as well as individual accomplishments. Insightful, observant and perceptive. Also know as all-seeing. Not easily deceived. Admirably purposeful, determined and unwavering.
We need to hire a company with valstin to help our company get to the next level.
They had so much valstin; they excelled at everything.
The more valstin one has, the more likely they are to be successful.
Valstin by The real Argos February 26, 2018
Valsui is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. He can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! Also gets angry at the smallest things, but is very smart and great to talk to when you're sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Valsui is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy; knows how to treat everyone and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch!

He is a very extreamly confusing guy. Shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time.

Halarious. Full of charisma. You have to love him. Boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of him. Everyone is jealous of him, because he's just too good to be true!
Not persistant. Changes moods easily; moody. Greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth, yet you'll still want to be his friend forever!
You can't get hotter than Valsui.
Valsui by Linne. March 14, 2013
She can be really rude sometimes plus she quite the picky one. But when you get to know her she's amazing! She'll protect you,support you and when she gives you her love it's amazing :O

*That's my grandmas name XD
Oh that's my grandma Valsa.
Valsa by I'm a dInOsAuRRaWrr August 18, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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