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When vagina lips are so big/fat that they are classed as balls ... Vagina + Balls = Valls
'Heyy you're lips are huge !'! ... 'Oh no man, they're my valls!!'
Valls by SummerLouisaa September 5, 2011
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The things that swing low and start to become the thing that you slap other guys faces with, allso called not balls valls
The valls on that guy are crazy he acts like he is some kind of know it all kevin
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Someone who is easily offended by stupid shit said to them, or when he/she given criticism they shut down,studder and get butthurt. Vagina balls hurt since they want to act like pussies
Person 1-"fuck you you suck at your job"
(Thinking to myself like damn that really hurt my Valls)

Self-oh oh yeah well co-co-come get some you-you i-i-diot
(Thinking to self now, should have just shut up and not let Valls get best of me
Valls by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D August 12, 2021
A vagina with balls
Valls
Valls by Inni84 December 8, 2023

Duck valls 

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.
Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho
Duck valls by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.
Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Mill Valley

A city in Marin County, California, that was the basis for the South Park episode "Smug Alert!" The people of Mill Valley are generally smug, entitled hermits who live in tiny 837 sq ft shacks that they paid $1.2 million for.

Mill Valley is known as the home of the down low Shermitard as well, the best friend of the JaysBoyToy.
"Dude, I used to live on Amicita in Mill Valley and I can't believe that my dad made us live like third world paupers just so he could drive a Range Rover with a Grateful Dead sticker."
Mill Valley by Jays Boy Toy September 19, 2012
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