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Vast Homosexual 

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.
Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!
Vast Homosexual by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

Vast Majority

A majority that is *significantly* greater than half.

As a rule of thumb, any majority greater than 75% is a vast majority.
The vast majority of people believe the earth is round.
Vast Majority by Neyva October 4, 2021

vast right wing conspiracy 

Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."

There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!

Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."
Video Audio Sensory Theater is an phenomenal band classified as metal, also known as Vast and V.A.S.T.

A band from the mind of musician Jon Crosby. Other members were Thomas Garadis, Steve Clark and Rowan Robertson. Rowan Robertson left the band after their first album Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998) to pursue a solo career, and was replaced with Justin Cotta. He however soon left the band with Steve Clark to form their own band.
Though VAST is now doing better than ever, and the newest album Closed Romantic Realism is scheduled to be released toward the end of 2007 or beginning of 2008.

Their albums thus far:
Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998)
Music for the People (2000)
Nude (2004)
Turquoise & Crimson (2006)
April (not available in stores--2007--)
Dude 1: "Man! Visual Audio Sensory Theater is amazing!"
Dude 2: "You mean Vast? I love them too!!"
Vast by Anna Catherine September 10, 2007

vast right-wing conspiracy 

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.
The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
A term adapted by the Vasthoe and her group of friends in Cape Town (ZA) to refer to anything extreme, jaw-dropping or extraordinary. No limits, No bounds! A direct protest to convention and limitation and a powerful declaration of self love, awareness, strength, validation and confidence. A yearning to achieve freedom in every sense of the word - to exist as one's true self against all odds.

other form(s)- VASTNESS (n)
The act or art of being vast
How vast was last night at the Night Show? It was completely out of this world, so vast!
Her Instastories are so vast, I cannot miss any of them.
She is the embodiment of vastness!
VAST by Vasthoe June 1, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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