Varlot 

A Shakespearean insult that can not be entirely defined. It probably, however, means something along the line of the word "Punk".

Go get me a soda you little varlot.

Varlot by Yourmother911 April 30, 2010

valoting it 

Used to describe the act of pretending like nothing good is going on for you at work when in actuality you are kicking ass, have ton of submittals and a dozen interviews and a bunch of hires.

Mark was in my office and was valoting it so much that I wanted to kick him in the shin and smack him in the nuts with my computer wrist protector.

valoting it by JBizzile September 22, 2006

Valoted

To be extremely attractive, sexy, or just plain great.

1. Mikayla and Rachel are the most valoted people alive.
2. Viola is an extremely valoted instrument.
3. That girl thinks she's valoted, but in truth, she's a complete ditpasto.

Valoted by vlnvla January 17, 2009

Varlet 

A Shakespearean insult that is defined by the character of Thersites in the comedic tragedy, Troilus and Cressida, as a "masculine whore" (5.1.17).

In other words, this is a 17th Century term for a manslut.

Thersites: Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not from thy talk. Thou art said to be Achilles' male varlet.

Patroclus: Male varlet, you rogue! What's that?

Thersites: Why, his masculine whore.

(Troilus and Cressida, Act 5 Scene 1, lines 13-17)

Varlet by MoonlitG February 10, 2013

Vargoth 

A warrior of great strength, power, skill, and determination. Known especially for overcoming seemingly insurmountable disadvantages and still achieving victory.

Did he just kill 6 guys all by himself with no help? Who does he think he is, Vargoth?

Vargoth by Vargoth December 13, 2007

Vargoth 

A warrior of great strength, power, skill, and determination. Known especially for overcoming seemingly insurmountable disadvantages and still achieving victory.

He was born premature with asthma, dyslexia, and cancer yet grew up to play professional football and graduate from law school. He fathered 10 children and died at the age of 110. He was quite the Vargoth.

Vargoth by Vargoth July 7, 2007

Varlotto'd 

when you aren't funny

Unfunny Guy: I poop
Me: Varlotto'd!

Varlotto'd by Willy bum bum February 7, 2015