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A varbot is a woman that is taking the anabolic steroid Anavar, also known as Oxandrolone, and is experiencing the mental side effects both positive & negative(Sex driven, but no cuddling after. Focus to get work done. Increased strength & drive to go after your goals. Acting in a robotic, mostly emotionless, but efficient way)

var - Short for Anavar
Bot - Lingo to refer to someone or something that is programmed to act a certain
Anne's constantly on cycle and when she is she acts like a total varbot. All she wants to do is clean, workout, have sex, & go after her goals.
varbot by CreampieQueen_420 September 12, 2023
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(Adj) Excluded from use or mention.
Derived from the German word meaning forbidden.
I had no problem getting to second base with her, but the chastity belt told me going any further would be strictly verboten.
verboten by Chiendog February 26, 2005
A warrior of great strength, power, skill, and determination. Known especially for overcoming seemingly insurmountable disadvantages and still achieving victory.
Did he just kill 6 guys all by himself with no help? Who does he think he is, Vargoth?
Vargoth by Vargoth December 13, 2007
A warrior of great strength, power, skill, and determination. Known especially for overcoming seemingly insurmountable disadvantages and still achieving victory.
He was born premature with asthma, dyslexia, and cancer yet grew up to play professional football and graduate from law school. He fathered 10 children and died at the age of 110. He was quite the Vargoth.
Vargoth by Vargoth July 7, 2007

Varlotto'd 

Unfunny Guy: I poop
Me: Varlotto'd!
Varlotto'd by Willy bum bum February 7, 2015
A Shakespearean insult that can not be entirely defined. It probably, however, means something along the line of the word "Punk".
Go get me a soda you little varlot.
Varlot by Yourmother911 April 30, 2010

Fountains of Varnoth 

Place where people who are cheesing their balls off can swim with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary mountain.
Gerald Broflovski and Kenny McCormick were both seen getting high on cat urine which is referring to as "cheesing" in the South Park episode Major Boobage. While in their "cheesed" state they would enter a world heavily influenced by the 1981 film Heavy Metal where they would set out to claim the boob princess and lather her rockin tits in water. They would do battle in a variety of arenas such as the Breastriary, and get to swim in the Fountains of Varnoth, none of which were real since they were just cheesed out of their minds.
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