Valotard 

Those weirdos that play fucking valorant every second of the day to the point where its disgusting. A no-lifer that probably doesn't even know grass exist.

Weird valotard: "Bro I was up grinding till 6 am on VALORANT last night.
A normal human being: Touch grass you fucking valotard.

Valotard by valotardscandie May 2, 2022

Valtard 

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

Valtard 

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

Valtard by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008