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Varel Hogg 

Similar to a Ferel Hog but with a serious venereal disease that causes you to snort and root around in another man's territory. Very mean and crazy hog with a craving for another man's assets. Not too fun to be around if you are a straight man with lots of things going for you.
Man, that god damn Varel Hogg was rooting around here and took another man down with his oversized hooves. He not only hurt him but left him bloody with a serious VD in his ass.
Varel Hogg by Dog Face Gremlinz September 8, 2011
Related Words
(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
Vanely, i smart, talented, shy girl that likes to hang around people. She can be shy at times, but when she’s confident she’s one of the best people you’ll ever meet. She’s very confident in her self! and likes music, she also is beautiful! Don’t get on her bad side... you’ll regret it.
Woah! Vanely is smart and kind!
Vanely by Weirdgirl0218 February 20, 2018

Vapelationship

Relationship formed after a vape shot gun. Vaping is what the relationship is solely based on.
Chad: hey how did y’all meet?

Eric: we vape shotgunned and now we are in a vapelationship
Vapelationship by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017

varalika 

This word is used for the most beautiful girls in the universe. They're just very awesome, pretty, cute and smart.
Hey! You know Varalika is my bestestest friend!
varalika by Saurabh Ajmera November 12, 2018