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VARcelona 

A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.
VARcelona is full of tap in merchants.

Varcelona 

The worst club in Spain, paying the referees from 2011. And they keep bragging about how their better than Real Madrid though they don't even have half the UCL's Real Madrid has.
Varcelona is the worst club in spain.
Varcelona by himzen April 15, 2024
A name given to the greatest club of all time (FC Barcelona) by a bunch of entitled crybabies known as Real Madrid fans (also known as VARdridogs) who think all of Barcelona's success comes from paying refs, even though VARdridogs have no problem robbing games themselves.
We can't even enjoy a single win without these VARdridogs crying 'VARcelona' or 'Negreira' or '8-2'
VARcelona by BarcaTillIDie March 19, 2026

Barcelona Nuts 

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.
During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.
Barcelona Nuts by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

Barcelona Fingertrap

A sexual position involving 2 men and 2 women.

The two women 69, while the men enter the women from either end. One standing doggy style and one Standing Modified missionary.

Related to a Chinese Fingertrap but with one more female participant.
Bob and Ryan Barcelona Fingertrapped Lesley and Nicole.
Barcelona Fingertrap by Jacques Bob November 12, 2007

Barcelona 

When you go to smoke weed and someone asks where you're going
Person A: (starts walking away to smoke weed)
Person B: "Yo man, where are you going?"
Person A: "Barcelona man, wanna come?"
Barcelona by Aric Ton Ribi July 18, 2022