Varzelona 

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Varzelona is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Real Madrid.

Varzelona wins only with the help of bribery

Varzelona by ‘andicapatu March 7, 2024

VARcelona 

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.

Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!

VARcelona by UEFALONA February 10, 2019

VARcelona 

A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.

VARcelona is full of tap in merchants.

VARcelona by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Varcelona 

The worst club in Spain, paying the referees from 2011. And they keep bragging about how their better than Real Madrid though they don't even have half the UCL's Real Madrid has.

Varcelona is the worst club in spain.

Varcelona by himzen April 15, 2024

VARcelona

A name given to the greatest club of all time (FC Barcelona) by a bunch of entitled crybabies known as Real Madrid fans (also known as VARdridogs) who think all of Barcelona's success comes from paying refs, even though VARdridogs have no problem robbing games themselves.

We can't even enjoy a single win without these VARdridogs crying 'VARcelona' or 'Negreira' or '8-2'

VARcelona by BarcaTillIDie March 19, 2026