Vapans 

Pronounced vā•ˈpan

When you wake up to that sweet sweet aroma in the air.. it smells familiar.. but something about it just hits different.. ARE THOSE PANCAKES!?.. NO! Those are VACATION PANCAKES!

Tyler: *Wakes Up* Tre.... Are you making what I think you're making right now?
Tre': What do you think I'm making?!
Tyler: *runs into the kitchen* ARE THOSE VAPANS!?!?!
Tre': BOI you already know what it is!! Sit down and eat that shit!

Vapans by Sir Rufio Drageuson July 23, 2022

Vampansy 

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.

Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?

Vampansy by imakewordsup March 18, 2010

vapant 

Utterly and completely devoid of meaning.

The president's speech was totally vapant.

vapant by Iconoclast99 September 26, 2006

Vampansie 

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.

Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"

Vampansie by 42isall January 9, 2010

vaans, 

Big bum licker

That guy licks bums he is such a Vaans,

vaans, by Vaans, mum February 23, 2021

vapant 

VERB
the act of being completely completely inattentive whilst vaping

NOUN
One who pays no attention to anything else whilst vaping

vacant, vapid, vacuous, vape

as a VERB
Look at that idiot swerving between lanes, he's puffing away completely vapant

as a NOUN
That guy spends too much time smoking his e-cig, he's a vapant

vapant by Codsworthy May 1, 2016

Club Vaans 

The site owned and operated by Vaans himself. Features various articles, random humor, and own3d pics.

If you cant take a joke dont bother going. "www.clubvaans.com"

Club Vaans by Vaans May 4, 2005