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Club Vaans 

The site owned and operated by Vaans himself. Features various articles, random humor, and own3d pics.
If you cant take a joke dont bother going. "www.clubvaans.com"
Club Vaans by Vaans May 4, 2005
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A beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.

When you meet a "VANI" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
She's also gorgeous and sexy. When you meet vaani you should marry her.
vaani by Valerie12345 March 1, 2015
Skate shoes for those who do not skate.
All those kids you see with slip-on checkerboard Vans don't really skate.
Vans by Ziggy_Stardust June 2, 2005

Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.
"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)
Skateboarding shoes that can survive a nuclear holocaust, and usually have before they finally make it across the Atlantic. Always look dated, and will never wear out.
Argh! Elverys got more Vans in and they seem to be 1982 stock!
vans by StrokeCity December 6, 2004