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Vanitocracy

The governance of or rule by the beautiful of society.
Rule by vanity
The leaders of society choose to run and institute policies based on how good looking things are and discriminate and illegalize things based on how bad looking they are. Because of this, the country and government is run as a Vanitocracy.
To run the country based on vanity makes them a Vani-crat.
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vaginocracy 

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.
"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."
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Vagistocracy 

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.
Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.
Vagistocracy by Use Logic March 11, 2008

Vaginocracy 

A society or government ruled entirely by women...particularly bitchy man-hating women.
My girlfriend's family consists of her, her mom, and two sisters - it's a totaly vaginocracy.
Vaginocracy by dt1026 January 4, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026