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Vagistocracy
Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.
Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.
Vagistocracy by Use Logic March 11, 2008
Vaginocrat
VAGINOCRAT
(1). Any woman who uses executive powers (government or non-government) to preference women over men in areas of crisis help, education, mental illness services, services for the homeless, family law, government funding, school or university placements, and health.
(2). A women who simply believes in such preferential treatment, without necessarily having executive power to effect public policy.
(3). A feminist, or feminist sympathizer
VAGINOCRATIC
(1). The practices of a vaginocrat
(1). Any woman who uses executive powers (government or non-government) to preference women over men in areas of crisis help, education, mental illness services, services for the homeless, family law, government funding, school or university placements, and health.
(2). A women who simply believes in such preferential treatment, without necessarily having executive power to effect public policy.
(3). A feminist, or feminist sympathizer
VAGINOCRATIC
(1). The practices of a vaginocrat
The vaginocrat announced new government policy that males should by default always be investigated as perpetrators of notified child abuse before women and mothers. This because males are the stronger, more violent sex.
The vaginocrat established a new law stating that since men are rarely the victims of violence, all 900 national domestic violence shelters must intake only women.
By awarding child custody to women in 90% of disputed cases Family Courts are indulging in vaginocratic practices.
My vaginocrat wife insists I should be the primary breadwinner and provide for her even though we don't have any children to care for. She says only deadbeat men refuse to pay for their wives needs.
The vaginocrat established a new law stating that since men are rarely the victims of violence, all 900 national domestic violence shelters must intake only women.
By awarding child custody to women in 90% of disputed cases Family Courts are indulging in vaginocratic practices.
My vaginocrat wife insists I should be the primary breadwinner and provide for her even though we don't have any children to care for. She says only deadbeat men refuse to pay for their wives needs.
Vaginocrat by Jonah got swallowed January 7, 2009
Vanitocracy
The leaders of society choose to run and institute policies based on how good looking things are and discriminate and illegalize things based on how bad looking they are. Because of this, the country and government is run as a Vanitocracy.
To run the country based on vanity makes them a Vani-crat.
To run the country based on vanity makes them a Vani-crat.
Vanitocracy by PopulousMaster May 29, 2023
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.