Vanism

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Vanism

The act of telling an outrageous fib, often using Sexcapades as examples.

Duder, that's an obvious Vanism.

by K-ParAdoX February 15, 2004

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

by rtalati January 25, 2022

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021

Vanis.io

Absolute dogshit game full of dogshit players, especially the multiboxing shitshows like copy.

“Wanna play some Vanis.io?”
“Fuck no”

by Flawless4770 August 25, 2020

vanissa

Dope ass style! Online beer pong game a lil iffy but one of the best beer pong players in real life. Eats whatever she wants cause she’s want too, bilingual af, and loves her own feet! To be continued..

“Oh shit that’s vanissa! “

by Po nigga blues May 18, 2018

vanisa

A cool person who is always good at it and makes everyone smile on the face.

Vanisa have always a smile on her face

by Lea1234 December 31, 2016