Vanism

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Vanism

The act of telling an outrageous fib, often using Sexcapades as examples.

Duder, that's an obvious Vanism.

by K-ParAdoX February 15, 2004