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venetian blonde
Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
venetian blonde by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
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venetian snares
1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004
Venetian Step Dance
When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
Venetian Step Dance by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
Vanesia
Vanesia by Aleshia Williams October 2, 2018
Vanecia
A girl who sees the world in black and white, is quick to trust, and possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet. She thinks deep, falls hard, but will never ever hesitate to get back up. Be careful not to scare her, as she is easily frightened by the paranormal. She can be stubborn, and will eat your sandwich if it is plain enough, but don't fret, because as soon as that happens, you know you've been bonded to her for life. Consider yourself lucky, cuz if only you saw what I could see, you'd understand why she's wanted so desperately. She don't know she's beautiful, but she loves Friends, and she'll read you like a book (if she's not actually reading a book) and wants to know everything about you and will put in the effort to do so. In short (tee hee, she's a midget!) she's one of the greatest friends you could possibly find it in your luck to stumble upon.
Wait, where's Vanecia?
Look down.
Oh, there she is!
Well, how are you going to work out the issues you've been having lately?
I'll just talk to Vanecia.
Look down.
Oh, there she is!
Well, how are you going to work out the issues you've been having lately?
I'll just talk to Vanecia.
Vanecia by Gingah-tastic October 28, 2012
Venetian Spearman
When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017
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