by American Cellphone April 20, 2017
Vanessitis
When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.
When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.
Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH
by Hidaka_Yuki December 11, 2011
Craziest red head in the world,loves with her whole heart. Nobody knows what love is until they have been loved by vaness.be careful when u add alchohal, craziness insues....
by nickichickilove October 20, 2013
Rare cardiological disease which consists in increased blood pumping inside the Superior Vena Cava and Aorta which results in increased heart activity due to the enourmous amount of love the patient has for Vanessa Nuevo. Some symptomps are increased heart beat and L.O.V.E (lots of various emotions) and B.O.V (because of Vanesa).
Vanessitis is my disease <3
by Rec5000 October 31, 2011
Vanesse is a very childish girl who loves being an only child. She is very short but tries to be tall. Sometimes she can lie a lot but she is sometimes helpful. She goes boy crazy a lot of times.
by Ealyaa March 17, 2019
A brilliant, loving, and kind individual who is often overlooked. The kind of person that will soothe you; this person is incredibly exceptional, but he doesn't always realize it. People genuinely care about you, so learn to open up more. This person has black hair and dark eyes, and he is smarter than most people believe. This individual may be going through a difficult period, and his self-esteem may be suffering as a result of him being constantly under appreciated , but he is exceptional.
by Dité March 29, 2022