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Vajizzle 

Last night Christine vajizzled all over my balls! What a night!!
Vajizzle by cst174 October 25, 2010

Vajizzle 

When a man's jizz comes out of a woman's vagina.

When a man and a women have just finished having sex and once the woman stands up, she realizes that there is semen dripping out of her vagina, also known as a vajizzle.
He came deep inside of me but after we were done, I vajizzled a bunch and had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

I thought he wore a condom, but judging by the amount of vajizzle after we were done, I don't think he did.
Vajizzle by jnastyyyy November 25, 2012

bandizzle 

handkerchief, bandana, or "flag," used either as a preppy fashion statement or to affiliate oneself with as gang, very much in the manner as "put yo' hood up"
niggas wear bandizzles cause the colors match they clothes, get caught in the wrong hood they get filled up with holes, nigga
bandizzle by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

Vanduzled 

The act of being hoodwinked by a spouse or significant other. This includes but is not limited to: Cheating, lying, sneaking around, and general hoodwinkery.
After five years of dating my boyfriend, I just found out that he had sex with six different girls, and a transvestite- AFTER I bought him a Wii for Christmas! Boy, I've been vanduzled!!
Vanduzled by Jacob12321324 February 20, 2011

Vagizzle 

Thats when youre Vagina becomes moist after a sneeze, sexual intercourse, laugh, orgasmic experience!
Wow, you just made me vagizzle.
Vagizzle by Glox18 November 16, 2010

Vadazzled 

making your vagina all pretty with glitter and sequins before anyone Sees it. Ex Before a date or gyno appointment
Michelle vadazzled her vajajay last night, Wow was it pretty!!!
Vadazzled by Redhoe May 23, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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